Monday, 26 September 2016

Bastardry

I've been cheated by you since I don't know when, sang some Swedish youngone. Look at me now--will I ever learn? Probably not. I love the box too much, says your one. Life is so much easier when you speak a Nordic language, have curly hair, and no fanny.

Barry White. He made his career and more money than you can imagine as the soundtrack to riding. Quite an achievement for a fear gorm. He wasn't even very good at singing. In fairness, neither was Tom Jones.

The difference between Tom Jones and Tom Cruise is subtle and rarely understood. It's essentially about eating b**. If the television remote was out of order, it'd be a decent way to spend half a Tuesday.

Wanking is a subtle art. If you're five it's obviously not possible.

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